Pretty Woman



"Shopping scene at Rodeo Drive" (before)

"Shopping scene at Rodeo Drive" (after)



Female clerk: May I help you ?

Vivian: I'm just checkin' things out.

Female clerk: Are you looking for something in particular?

Vivian: No. Well, yeah. Something...conservative.

Female clerk: Yes.

Vivian: You got nice stuff.

Female clerk: Thank you.

Vivian: How much is this ?

Female clerk: I don't think this would fit you.

Vivian: Well, I didn't ask if it would fit. I asked how much it was?

Female clerk: How much is this, Marie?

Female Chief Clerk: It's VERY expensive.

Female clerk: It's VERY expensive.

Vivian: Look, I got money to spend in here.

Female clerk: I don't think we have anything for you. You're obviously in the wrong place. Please leave. 

Clerk: May I help you ?

Vivian: No, thank you. Hi.

Clerk: Hello.

Vivian: Do you remember me?

Clerk: No, I'm sorry.

Vivian: I was in here yesterday. You wouldn't wait on me.

Clerk: Oh.

Vivian: You work on commission, right ?

Clerk: Uh, yes.

Vivian: Big mistake. Big! Huge!!!

I have to go shopping now ...