George Carlin

"Religion is bullshit!"

When it comes to bullshit: The all time champion of bullshit is: RELIGION!

There's an invisible man ... living in the sky ... watches every step you do!

But HE loves YOU!!! He loves YOU. But he needs money. Just can handle money. He NEEDS money!!!

God bless Joe Pesci!

God made a divine plan. What do you want to do? Change his divine plan? I pray to Joe Pesci! :-) He looks to a guy to get things way down!

50% rate. Same as god. Some as the voodoo lady who tells you the fortune by squeezing the goats testicles ...